It Is Hard To Be Humble . . .

When looking at a Hairless Chinese Crested dog
When looking in a mirror
When looking at a chocolate fountain
While holding your grandchild
While holding a taser
While holding four aces
After catching an 8 pound bass
After catching the thief who grabbed your wife’s purse
After catching the bouquet
While driving a Corvette
While driving a Fire Truck
While driving a Zamboni
When standing next to a movie star
When standing next to an elephant
When standing next to a chocolate fountain
After taking a long vacation
After taking a natural male enhancer
After taking the last piece of pie
When wearing a custom made, silk, three piece suit
When wearing an Elvis jumpsuit
When wearing your birthday suit
While in charge
While in a hot tub
While in a chocolate fountain
While buying a banana split
While buying Boardwalk
While buying domain names
After completing an obstacle course
After completing a rubix cube
After completing Fable 2
With a mohawk
With a monocle
With a mocha latte

Just because it’s hard to be humble, doesn’t excuse you from trying.